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'Who is a lamer?' website presents a list of qualities associated with lamers on Internet, with recommendations on how to avoid being judged lame.

The growing database contains 149 lamer definitions and its continuously seeking new and unique lamer definitions.

Lamer Definitions

1. You use colours, especially in a channel where the topic states "No colours".

2. You run a ping reply that returns the name of your script in icky colours via notice to the person who pinged you.

3. You continuously play mp3's that ctcp the channel to let them know what you're listening to.

4. You send ctcp sound requests to a channel.

5. You join a channel and immediately privmsg people and ask them "a/s/l?".

6. You join a channel, query all the female nicks, leave, then annoy them from outside the channel.

7. You join a channel and message all the ladies with *kiss*.

8. You realize 50% of the ladies on Internet Relay Chat have you on their ignore list.

9. You insist that people in a channel speak your language even thought it's obvious that no one there is able to.

10. You join a channel you've never been to and says "give me op pls."

11. You run a script that advertises itself (especially in colours) in it's quit message.

12. You run a coloured quit message of any kind.

13. You join a channel for the purpose of advertising something, either by message or in channel.

14. You join a channel and invite its occupants to another channel, either in private or by repeating in channel.

15. You attempt various denial-of-service attacks on people (nuking, icmp, etc) and says "I am Hacker" .

16. U
type
like
this.

17. You type like that in a help channel --> jvqjgtjhtobtrmvhtruwytwucvutj

18. YOU INSIST ON USING ALL CAPS BECAUSE NO ONE IS PAYING ATTENTION TO YOU

19. You go to a channel called #ihelp and ask for help with your PC, printer, etc.

20. You flood a channel with text. Extra lamer points if you return to flood again after getting kicked or killed.

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